Tickila is a drink that originated in Mexico. 

History Edit

Tickila was invented by Mexicans who wanted to seduce AMERICAN WHITE women and get green cards. They found a worm and milked him and got tickila. However there plan didnt work because women like a tall man which Mexicans arent. But if your a tall actual MAN then women will let you by them patron on ice.

How to drink Edit

First you lick the salt, then you take the shot, then you eat that lime. Be careful because if the tickila bites before you eat the lime you get lime disease.

Tickila drinks Edit


Long Island Iced Tea

People who have STDs Edit

Tila Tickila