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Parker was caught in 2010 cheating on Longoria with the wife of former Spur Brent Barry. Good teammate, better friend.
 
Parker was caught in 2010 cheating on Longoria with the wife of former Spur Brent Barry. Good teammate, better friend.
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Latest revision as of 01:03, August 7, 2019

Tony Parker (born May 17, 1982) is a filthy frenchman who plays point guard for the San Antonio Spurs. He is married to Evan Longoria because liberal France is immoral and allows gay marriage. Obama has made us adopt an international full faith and credit clause so that marriage is now recognized in America as well. Appalling. Obama has sold us out to the UN and INTERPOL and now I just feel like this country is changing and it scares me.

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Parker was invited to play for the Spurs because down in San Antonio they just love hiring illegal aliens. Parker would join Argentinian Manu Ginobili, and Tim Duncan whos from some country called the Virgin Islands, and these three would take the NBA jobs of hard working Americans and lead the Spurs to however many championships. Put an asterix next to those because they were won by illegal immigrants. Dont forget that the A in NBA stands for AMERICA.

PersonalEdit

Parker was caught in 2010 cheating on Longoria with the wife of former Spur Brent Barry. Good teammate, better friend.

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