Xena's Paradox's are noodle scratchers which will literally bottle your mind. They were written by Lucy Lawless (welcome to Obama's America) who is like 6'6.
Achilles and the tortoise[]
| “ | In a race, the quickest runner can never overtake the slowest, since the pursuer must first reach the point whence the pursued started, so that the slower must always hold a lead. | ” |
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—Aristotle, Physics VI:9, 239b15 | ||
The dichotomy paradox[]
| “ | That which is in locomotion must arrive at the half-way stage before it arrives at the goal. | ” |
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—Aristotle, Physics VI:9, 239b10 | ||
The arrow paradox[]
| “ | If everything when it occupies an equal space is at rest, and if that which is in locomotion is always occupying such a space at any moment, the flying arrow is therefore motionless. | ” |
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—Aristotle, Physics VI:9, 239b5 | ||
The race card paradox[]
| “ | How come black comedians like Bill Cosby can call ME a cracker and they can call each other N*****s but when I say the "N word" I'm a "racist?" I don't get stuff like that. | ” |
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—Aristotle, Physics VI:9, 239b5 | ||